Lines I want someone to use in a show or movie or book someday

A twist on Chief Joseph:
From where the sun now stands, I will take no more shit forever

To be said at the beginning of a war, rather than the end.

It’s a very Penny Arcade style of humor. It may have been partly inspired by a Family Guy segment involving Jesus and Chris Tucker in a buddy-cop movie: “Let he who is without sin kick the first ass.”

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