Joe Auricchio

Rushi: Sleep is for pussies.
Joe: Yeah right. Deep sleep is cool. R.E.M. sleep is for pussies.
Rushi counters: ... T. T. Y. L.!

I love school. It’s really good at screwing people over.

“I’m gonna take this quarter easy.”

“No you’re not!“

Rushi sees my new CD.

<rushi> Oh, BT!?
<joe> You like BT?
<rushi> Oh you don't even know. Me and BT, we go way back. Like way back to fuckin sweetness.

<rushi> No... that's not drywall.
<joe> Yes it is. ... You want me to punch through it? You want me to get, like, a hammer?
<rushi> Fuck hammers, I got a sledge...
<rushi> ... hammer.

I think I can walk faster than Java.

Rushi on velocity

<joe> Dude, I'm all about IE 7. It looks like they actually fixed shit.
<rushi> Yeah right. It's like the worst version of Mozilla ever.

Rushi on web browsers

<joe> But there are underprivileged white people too.
<rushi> Of course. Ever heard of the Midwest?

Rushi on white people

But they’re the good kind of scary. Like, in Japan, we got the Emperor. But in Germany, we got Hitler. … There’s the good kind of scary, that brings good to the people, and then there’s killing millions of people, like woah.

Rushi on Google

Isn’t there a more Ruby way to do it? By the way, “Ruby” is now synonymous with “cool”.

Rushi on struct tm

Technically, I’m not going to consider myself a technical person until I know TeX.

Rushi on technical people