Well that’s a simile

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

dc- And the girls there were lame.
dw- Really lame.
j- How lame?
dc- Imagine the least interesting girl you can think of. Now multiply her by five.
dw- And they were in a pack. Not like a pack of wolves. Like a pack of gum.

David Jackson’s facebook status

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

This is probably only interesting to the folks who’ve taken at least one CAT course…

David Jackson
walked downstairs yesterday to see Peter John and Linda Strauss chillin smokin and drinkin and drumming and strumming on my patio. Sweet.
Updated on Monday

Danny on being ticklish

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Danny: “Joe, are you ticklish?”
Me: “NO! F— off!”

I promptly get tickled by six people for a cool minute.

Rushi: “That was probably the worst response possible.”
somebody: “There is no really good response.”
Danny: “Yes: ‘I have diarrhea.’”

Paul on tracking bugs

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

I’ve always wanted a Trac for the world. Rwanda: wontfix. China: worksforme.

Rushi on link quality

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Professor Varghese: So where in the networking stack do you think most data gets dropped?

Rushi: Level 3

Ben on corporate cultures

Monday, March 17th, 2008

That’s the other reason Apple terrifies me. Nothing but Kool-Aid. All the beverages.

On movements and interest groups of all kinds

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Successful institutionalization projects often produce a collective amnesia about their recent origins and possible alternatives.

–Elizabeth A. Armstrong

Best Epitaph Ever

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Amazing Epitaph.

Thanks Ryan!

Requiring the Impossible

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

This is only a “SHOULD” and not a “MUST” requirement because it has been proven to be impossible. [see the Halting Problem]

HTML 5 requirements for conformance checkers

Ben on corporate officers

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Joe: So he’s a C something O?

Ben: He’s a ‘See, I have a lot of money.’ ‘Oh!!!’

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